Can't Dance

     Can't dance? Spell your name, in the air, with your butt. Boom! Next problem.  I actually attempted this last week while watching my grandsons…yep, spelled my name in cursive I might add.  And it was videotaped while little boys roared with laughter.  Footnote: The video will never be shared! 

Birthday Cake

Someone lost his cake.....

I do hope that one of my friends would tell me if I am ever in this situation!

Spiders

      My last day of school spider experience – in the powder room.  This spider, the size of an octopus, comes sauntering across the bathroom floor towards me (yes, I was sitting down).  I was sure its goal was to kill me.  I knew I should have felt sorry for it because it was missing a bunch of legs; however, it looked like a little ninja with a machete as it advanced towards me.  Don’t be a hater, but I did try to kill it (with more force than necessary).  Unfortunately I missed and it disappeared!  This spider is definitely a survivor.  Hopefully it won’t have babies before I return to school in August. 

Last Day of School

This was me today....I did try to look graceful though!

Awkward - Making Eye Contact through the Little Crack in the Bathroom Door

     Awkward Moment - when you make eye contact with a stranger through that little crack in the bathroom stall.  I have actually experienced this (many times) both on the inside and the outside of the bathroom stall.  The unspoken rule on this is…..you quickly look away as you don’t ever want to appear you have the “creep stare”.  Eye contact is important, especially in dating and gauging people’s attraction to you, BUT not when you are hovering over a toilet or sitting on a delicately line toilet seat with your pants around your knees (or lower).   Upon exiting the stall, you need to hold you head high and pretend you did not just make through-the-crack eye contact with a complete stranger.  Unfortunately, every now and then one of offenders will want to make awkward small talk as you exit or worst yet, introduce themselves to you.  I wonder how “Miss Manners would suggest we handle this?  Why can't someone make a public bathroom without that gleaming crack in the stainless steel door?   

Cooper Loves Ice Cream

     This is just too funny!  Why does Daisy (the little dog) get to eat first while Cooper has to sit and wait patiently? Well, it may seem unfair until you see the whole video.  Trust me, it’s not what you expect.  If I was a dog, I would definitely be Cooper. 

Flag Football

      Here is a picture of my football warrior, Ryder.  Actually, warrior might not be the right word to use considering he was upset as we left home because he wanted to bring his “blankey”.  He actually made a touchdown….AFTER veering off towards the right, dealing with his own teammate pulling his flag, and running in a full circle before crossing the goal line.  Hopefully, if he shows an interest in football when he is older, he will no longer try to bring his blanket.