Thursday, June 19, 2014
Wednesday, June 18, 2014
I Will Instruct You
In Spite. I will instruct you and teach you in the way you should go; I will counsel you with my loving eye on you. (Psalm 32:8 New International Version) - This has always been one of my favorite verses. I am so glad God loves me in spite of my weakness, disobedience, sin, etc.
Friday, June 13, 2014
Can't Dance
Can't dance? Spell your
name, in the air, with your butt. Boom! Next problem. I actually attempted this last week while
watching my grandsons…yep, spelled my name in cursive I might add. And it was videotaped while little boys roared
with laughter. Footnote: The video will
never be shared!
Tuesday, June 10, 2014
Birthday Cake
Someone lost his cake.....
I do hope that one of my friends would tell me if I am ever in this situation!
Friday, June 6, 2014
Spiders
My last day of school spider experience – in the powder room. This spider, the size of an octopus, comes sauntering across the bathroom floor towards me (yes, I was sitting down). I was sure its goal was to kill me. I knew I should have felt sorry for it because it was missing a bunch of legs; however, it looked like a little ninja with a machete as it advanced towards me. Don’t be a hater, but I did try to kill it (with more force than necessary). Unfortunately I missed and it disappeared! This spider is definitely a survivor. Hopefully it won’t have babies before I return to school in August.
Thursday, June 5, 2014
Sunday, May 4, 2014
Awkward - Making Eye Contact through the Little Crack in the Bathroom Door
Awkward Moment - when you make eye contact with a stranger through that little crack in the bathroom stall. I have actually experienced this (many times) both on the inside and the outside of the bathroom stall. The unspoken rule on this is…..you quickly look away as you don’t ever want to appear you have the “creep stare”. Eye contact is important, especially in dating and gauging people’s attraction to you, BUT not when you are hovering over a toilet or sitting on a delicately line toilet seat with your pants around your knees (or lower). Upon exiting the stall, you need to hold you head high and pretend you did not just make through-the-crack eye contact with a complete stranger. Unfortunately, every now and then one of offenders will want to make awkward small talk as you exit or worst yet, introduce themselves to you. I wonder how “Miss Manners would suggest we handle this? Why can't someone make a public bathroom without that gleaming crack in the stainless steel door?
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