Dogs

I don’t have a dog, but if I did, I bet he would have the attitude of this dog!

I don’t have a dog for a pet, yet

But if I did I’d call him Bill

and I’d make sure he took his daily pill.

I’d dress him in cute vests

and make sure he got lots of rest.

I’d teach him not to be rude

but I’m sure he’d be very crude.