Skinny Jeans

     My girls told me that my jeans are too baggy, and that I needed to try “skinny jeans”.  Now I have worn everything from bell bottoms, acid wash, boot cut, slightly below the waist, and yes, mom jeans (but not low rise)!  Anyway, I agreed to go shopping yesterday for a pair.  I tried on countless pairs and modestly modeled them for my daughter, Jenny, who either nodded in approval or frowned disapprovingly.  I felt slightly hookerish (spell check does not like that word, but, I do) in some!  I just knew Stacy and Clinton, from “What Not to Wear”, were going to burst into the dressing room scowling and holding a trashcan!